My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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