I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize