I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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