According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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