just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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