i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
