I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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