tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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