Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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