your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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