Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Small penises have feelings too.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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