So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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