the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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