Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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