Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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