Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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