She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
