So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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