I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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