I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Less talking, more tequila
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
