Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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