Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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