office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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