the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
