When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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