U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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