So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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