The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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