How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Girls should come with a carfax report
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
