it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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