so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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