I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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