lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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