Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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