he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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