So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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