is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
