I must be too annoying 4 u.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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