I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she peed on how many people?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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