why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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