Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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