I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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