Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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