Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
