i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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