Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We had to coat check the pizza.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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