where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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