Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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