You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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