so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
