she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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