were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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