i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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