Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
