im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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